General Merchandise: Action Figures

   Crackers Don't Matter
Issued in: 2001 Manufacturer: toyVault
Character: Scorpius Sculpting: Derek Miller
Version: Series 2 Exclusive Painting: Edward Wires

Scorpius: Crackers Don't Matter

Articulation points: neck, shoulders, wrists, hips

Costume: Shirt is of woven cloth with a vaguely Hawaiian pattern, with two white buttons (but actually fastens with velcro). Black gloves, boots, thermal suit, and codpiece are molded/painted on; molded buckles are highlighted with gold. Coat tails are adhered at lower back.

The figure is packaged with the following accessories:

removable head coolant rod

margarita glass with umbrella

ball
Packaging

Figure is secured in a clear blister pack on a brown and gold backing card. The blister itself has an internal card frame with a red background.

Front text consists of:

AGES 8 AND UP

FarscapeTM logo (gold on blue)
SERIES 2

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for children under 3 years.

ToyVaultTM logo (yellow on grey)

EXCLUSIVE EDITION

ScorpiusTM
CRACKERS DON'T MATTER
Contains Scorpius, Hawaiian shirt,
margarita glass and ball

Back text includes:

FarscapeTM logo (gold on blue)
SERIES 2

ScorpiusTM A Scarran-Sebacean Hybrid
"Is it true, they say, that Scorpius can sense our fears and our weaknesses?"
Height: 6'1"
Mission: Employed by the Peacekeeper military to develop a means to control the creation of wormholes.
Power: Incredibly strong and very persuasive. But since Scarrans radiate heat and Sebaceans are sensitive to heat, he requires a thermal suit and coolant rods to be inserted in his brain to survive.

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All figures:

  • Made to scale of 6' to 7"
  • Have multiple points of articulation
  • Modeled on Farscape television series characters

Comments from/about the Artists/Manufacturer
  • From the toyVault website:

    Scorpius: Crackers Don't Matter
    Comes with Hawaiian Shirt, Magarita Glass, and Ball.
    Sculpted by Derek Miller
    Painted by Edward Wires

  • From the Edward Wires website:

    "Edward Wires is a commercial toy prototype painter. He has been in the business just shy of four years and works for several different companies; Toy Biz, Palisades Toys, Toy Vault, and Dark Horse to name a few."

    "He has painted literally hundreds of figures (and each one requires up to 2 to 5 copies), for a multitude of exciting properties ranging from Lord of the Rings to The Muppets. From Spiderman Classics to Farscape. And from The X-Men to the WCW."


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